Death: Excuse me, is your name Damon?
Me: Stop it! You know who I am, what do you want this time?
Death: The same as before, but this time there will be “NO” interruptions!
Me: Oh really, and how did you come to this conclusion?
Death: I waited, man is not perfect, it was just a matter of time, and I have plenty of that!
Me: Well I am sorry to inform you, but you are going to have to wait a little longer, for I may not be perfect, but the Lord knows my heart!
Death: I need you to lie, I need you to steal, I need you to commit adultery, I need you to have false idols, I need you to “NOT” honor thy father and mother, I need you to use the Lords name in vain, “DAMMIT,” I need you!
Me: I understand your needs, but there comes a time in ones life when one has to understand that his or her needs should take precedence over the needs that belong to someone else! With that said, I have nothing to offer you!
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER DEATH?”