As I walk into the saloon I head towards the bar where I can drown my thoughts of this day, for they have been swimming in my mind since I rose from my restless nights sleep. As I sit down to begin my spiral into my abyss, I pause….
Customer: “WE” don’t serve the likes of your kind around here!
Bartender: Don’t mind him, his wife will be here shortly to retrieve him, what will you be having today sir?
Me: A shot of water!
Bartender: LOL, It looks as if you need something stronger than that!
Me: You know, I think you are right!
Bartender: Well then, what will you be having today?
Me: I know this might sound a bit strange, but do you happen to have a Bible?
Bartender: (noticeably excited) I don’t have one in the bar, but I do have a couple in the car, do you want the “KJV” version, or the “NIV” version?
Me: The “KJV” version, thanks for asking.
Bartender: I’ll be right back, God is good!
“WONT HE DO IT?”