“STRAIGHT, NO CHASER”

As I walk into the saloon I head towards the bar where I can drown my thoughts of this day, for they have been swimming in my mind since I rose from my restless nights sleep. As I sit down to begin my spiral into my abyss, I pause….

Customer: “WE” don’t serve the likes of your kind around here!

Bartender: Don’t mind him, his wife will be here shortly to retrieve him, what will you be having today sir?

Me: A shot of water!

Bartender: LOL, It looks as if you need something stronger than that!

Me: You know, I think you are right!

Bartender: Well then, what will you be having today?

Me: I know this might sound a bit strange, but do you happen to have a Bible?

Bartender: (noticeably excited) I don’t have one in the bar, but I do have a couple in the car, do you want the “KJV” version, or the “NIV” version?

Me: The “KJV” version, thanks for asking.

Bartender: I’ll be right back, God is good!

Me: “AMEN!”

“WONT HE DO IT?”

DAME

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