Mother Earth: I gave all of myself to you, and you do this to me?

Man: What have I done to you?

Mother Earth: Man is destroying me! Man is destroying me with overconsumption(greed), overpopulation, pollution, deforestation, mass extinction of “CERTAIN” species, unnatural climate change, and a plethora of other afflictions that man has given me. “MAN VALUES HIMSELF, MORE THAN HE VALUES HIS PROVIDER!”

Man: Anything else, I have some destroying to do.

Mother Earth: Just one thing!

Man: And what is that?

Mother Earth: My creator will be here shortly, for he is starting to give me signs of his impending arrival. When I begin to shake uncontrollably, and my tears flood my being, it is the beginning of my ending, for my creator says it is so.

Man: If that is the case, tell your creator to give man a call, I am sure that we can work something out!

Mother Earth: I do not think that my creator knows your name, but I’ll ask him.

Man: Just tell him man sent you, he knows who I am!

Mother Earth: Well I asked him, and he said that he has never heard of you, he doesn’t know your name. But he did say, if man can humble himself rather than praise himself, there is still time to get to know him.

Man: I’ll wait! He cannot threaten man!

In other news…..

A major California fault capable of producing a magnitude 8 trembler has begun to move for the first time in 500 years.

Man is overwhelming California’s flood system. California will experience a flood event so catastrophic that it will overwhelm our flood systems.

Mother Earth: Man does not have time to wait!



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