True story….
WIFE:
“Babe, I am going to the hair shop, I’ll be back later.”
ME:
“Did you say that you were going to the grocery shop?”
WIFE:
“GROCERY SHOP?”
ME:
“Get some groceries before you go to the shop!”
WIFE:
“Sure”
Two hours later, calling wife….
WIFE:
“Hello”
ME:
“Where are you? I need my eggs and sausage, I’m hungry!”
WIFE:
“You told me to go to the grocery store before I go to the shop, and I did. She will be done with my hair in three hours, “your” groceries are in the trunk of the car…..
ME:
The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.
Proverbs 13:4
DAME
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