True story….
WIFE:
“Babe, I am going to the hair shop, I’ll be back later.”
ME:
“Did you say that you were going to the grocery shop?”
WIFE:
“GROCERY SHOP?”
ME:
“Get some groceries before you go to the shop!”
WIFE:
“Sure”
Two hours later, calling wife….
WIFE:
“Hello”
ME:
“Where are you? I need my eggs and sausage, I’m hungry!”
WIFE:
“You told me to go to the grocery store before I go to the shop, and I did. She will be done with my hair in three hours, “your” groceries are in the trunk of the car…..
The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.
Proverbs 13:4
DAME
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