Death:
“Excuse me, is your name Damon?”
Me:
“Stop it!” “You know who I am, what do you want this time?”
Death:
“The same as before, but this time there will be no interruptions!”
Me:
“Oh really, and how did you come to this conclusion?”
Death:
“I waited, man is not perfect, it was just a matter of time, and I have plenty of that!”
Me:
“Well I am sorry to to inform you, but you are going to have to wait a little longer, for I may not be perfect, but the Lord knows my heart!”
Death:
“I need you to lie, I need you to steal, I need you to commit adultery, I need you to have false idols, I need you to not honor your father and mother, I need you to use the Lords name in vain, “DAMMIT, I NEED YOU!”
Me:
“I understand your needs, but there comes a time in ones life when one has to understand that his or her needs should take precedence over the needs that belong to someone else. With that said, I have nothing to offer you!”
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER DEATH?”
DAME
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