WIFE:

“Let’s go on vacation.”

HUSBAND:

“Where would you like to go?”

WIFE:

“Africa!”

HUSBAND:

“Why Africa?”

WIFE:

“It looks like paradise, do you think it will be safe over there?”

HUSBAND:

“What does the brochure say?”

WIFE:

“Beware of animals outside of perimeter.”

HUSBAND:

“We will be safe as long as we follow their instructions.”

WIFE:

“I am so excited, we better start getting ready.”

Webster’s Dictionary:

Resort– a place that is a popular destination for vacations, where one can relax, and enjoy.”

My definition:

Resort- a Parcel of land that is cut off from the surrounding inhabited areas that are only suitable for animals, and the indigenous people of that particular geographical region. Then man, with his superior man made complex gentrifies that parcel of land, he turns it into a healthy environment with running water and toilets that go flush in the night so he can excrete the waste from his healthy appetite. While knowing all along that the unhealthy inhabitants of that region have no access to filtered water, or toilets that go flush in the night.

Channel 4 news

Newscaster #1

There have been unconfirmed reports that many resorts have been serving tainted meat. The president ensures everyone that this issue will be resolved shortly, as they are preparing a cargo of fresh meat to disperse to those resorts that have been affected by this.

Newscaster #2

“Those poor people, “IT IS A SHAME” that they must suffer like that.”

Newscaster #1

In other news……

July 17, 2014

Eric Garner died after he was wrestled to the ground by a New York police officer on suspicion of illegally selling cigarettes. While in a choke hold, Mr Garner uttered the words “I CAN’T BREATHE” eleven times.

August 9, 2014

Michael Brown was killed in Ferguson, Missouri. Police were responding to reports that Brown, who was not armed, had stolen a box of cigars. The exact circumstances of the encounter are disputed, but Brown was shot six times by a police officer

April 4, 2015

Walter Scott was shot in the back five times by a white police officer who was later fired, and eventually sentenced to twenty years in prison. Mr Scott had been pulled over for having a defective light on his car in North Charleston, South Carolina. The killing sparked protest in North Charleston, with chants of “NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!”

July 5, 2016

Alton Sterling was killed after police responded to reports of a disturbance outside of a shop. The incident was caught on mobile phone footage and spread online. The two officers involved did not face criminal charges, but one was dismissed and the other suspended from the department. Alton Sterling’s death led to days of protest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

July 6, 2016

Philando Castile was killed while out driving with his girlfriend in St Paul, Minnesota. He was pulled over on a routine check, he told the officer that he was licensed to carry a weapon and that he had one in his possession. Mr Castile was shot as he was reaching for his license, the officer involved was cleared of all charges.

March 18, 2018

Stephon Clark died after being shot at least seven times in Sacramento, California, while police officers were investigating a break-in. The district attorney said that the police had not committed a crime, as the officers said that they feared for their lives believing Mr Clark was armed. Only a mobile phone was found at the scene.

March 13, 2020

Breonna Taylor, a twenty-six year old emergency medical technician was shot eight times when officers raided her apartment in Louisville, Kentucky. The police were executing a search warrant as part of a drug raid, but no guns were found. One police officer has been fired, and two others have been put on administrative leave.

May 25, 2020

George Floyd died after being arrested in Minneapolis. Mr Floyd died after being held down by officers, one of whom had his knee on Mr Floyd’s neck. As Mr Floyd pleaded for his life, he stated that he could not breathe.

“NOW THAT IS A DAMN SHAME!

DAME

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