“STRAIGHT NO CHASER”

As I walk into the saloon I head towards the bar where I can drown my thoughts that are of this day, for they have been swimming in my mind since I rose from my restless nights sleep. As I sit down to begin my spiral into my abyss, I pause…

Customer:

“WE” don’t serve the likes of your kind around here!

Bartender:

“Don’t mind him, his wife will be here shortly to retrieve him, what will you be having today sir?

Me:

“A shot of water!

Bartender:

LOL! It looks as if you need something stronger than that!

Me:

“You know, I think you are right!

Bartender:

“Well then, what will you be having today?

Me:

“I know this might sound a bit strange, but do you happen to have a Bible?

Bartender: (noticeably exited)

“I don’t have one in the bar, but I do have a couple in the car, do you want the “KJV” version, or the “NIV” version?

Me:

“The “KJV” version, thanks for asking.”

“Bartender:

“I’ll be right back, God is good!”

Me:

“Amen!”

“Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing.”

1 Thessalonians 5:11

DAME

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